Dead Horses and Nags
The Dakota Indians have a saying, passed on from generation to generation; when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. However some organisations, dare I say some people, often employ more advanced strategies, such as:
- Buy a stronger whip
- Change riders
- Appoint a committee to study the horse
- Lower the standards to include dead horses
- Reclassify the horse as “living impaired”
- Hire outside contractors to ride the horse
- Harness several dead horses together to increase the speed
- Rewrite expected performance requirements for all horses
- Promote the dead horse to management
- Declare that, as the horse no longer needs feeding, it is less costly, carries lower overheads, and therefore contributes substantial more to the bottom line than other horses!